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Pakistani Air Force

Pakistan just got their new Chinese fighter planes

�and sent a squadron of pilots there for training.

�

�"Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese

�trainer, "even you fools should be able to operate

�it! You press this button to go up, this one to go

�left and this one for turning right!"

�

�"But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath Pasha.

�

�"Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to the Indian Air

�Force!"�

 

 

Pakistani in the Tunnel

Through the center of Lahore there's the new Indo-Pak train speeding along

(Samjhuata Express or whatever) - which goes between India and Pak.

 

���� In one compartment of the train there are four people. A beautiful

vivacious young woman, an old matronly woman, a Pakistani soldier, and our

own Santa Singh. Suddenly the train goes through a tunnel.

 

���� It is completely dark. Then is heard a loud kiss and an equally

powerful slap. When the train exits the tunnel, the Pakistani soldier is

holding the side of his face, and Santa Singh is grinning his face off.

 

The old matronly woman thinks :

��� "Now that's a fine young woman, the Pakistani soldier tries to steal

a kiss in the tunnel and the lady slaps him one!"

 

���� The young woman is thinking : "Now that's a strange Pakistani

soldier, he'drather kiss that old hag than me."

 

���� The Pakistani soldier is thinking : "Now that's a smart Indian, he

steals the kiss and I get slapped."

 

���� And Santa Singh is thinking : "Gee I'm smart! We go through the

tunnel, I kiss my hand and and get away with slapping a Pakistani

soldier."

 

At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,

� "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,

� SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"

� Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."

 

 

After having become the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to pose for a picture.

� To show he is down to earth CM he decides to pose along with a herd of

� buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for

� the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS

� THE CAPTION "Laloo, third from left"

 

 

SARDAR JI�S JOKES

Q:) How do u recognize a sardar in school or college???
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A:) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard... BOLO tarara!!


Q:) What will a sardarji do if he wants an additional white sheet of paper?
(He already has one and he wants one more..)
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A:) He takes a photcopy of the white paper !!!


Q:) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?
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A:) Because he wanted to measure how much he has slept........

 

 

WOMEN

• We got off the Titanic first.
• We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
• Taxis stop for us.
• We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
• No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival The Speedo.
• We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
• If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
• We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear.
• We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
• We have the ability to dress ourselves.
• We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
• If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
• There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
• We'll never regret piercing our ears.
• We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
• We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.