A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks him
what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be
cured with a small course of two
suppositories inserted deep up the back passage. The man agrees, and so
the doctor warns him of the pain, tells him to bend over, and shoves the thing
way up his behind. The doctor then hands him the second dose and tells him to
do the same thing in six hours time using rubber gloves and KY-Jelly or
something.
So, the man goes home and later that evening tries to get the second
suppository inserted, but he finds he cannot reach himself properly to obtain
the required depth. Thus, he calls
his wife over and tells her what to do. The wife nods, puts one hand on
his shoulder to steady him and with the other shoves the medicine home.
Suddenly the man screams in disgust.
"What's the matter?" asked his wife. "Did I hurt
you?"
"No," replies the man, "but I just realized that when the
doctor did that, he had BOTH hands on my shoulders."
Father - Which part of the body goes to heaven first?
> kid - legs
> Father - why legs
> kid - because, i see mom
every night with her legs
> up and screaming, oh god i
am in heaven
Twins talking inside mother's womb
> T1 - The place is shaking,
daddy's here again, he is
> early today
> T2 - Shhh, quiet, that's
not daddy, daddy doesn't
> wear a raincoat
Why do women wear blank panties ? Its a way for them
Ø to say "in memory
of those who were buried here"
one day a secretary saw her boss's pants unzip. She
> said, "boss
> boss, "did u see my
ferrari ?". secretary, "no boss,
> i can see a scooter with
two punctured tyres !!!"
Q-how do you know that the girl wearing a skirt is
> not wearing panties ?
> A-by looking at dandruff on
her feet
Q-Who is the world's best goalkeeper ?
> A-A woman
> Q-why ?
> A-Because, whichever way
you fuck her, the balls
> just won't go in