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Q:а Why is Delhi a male city (Maha Nagar) and Bombay a female city

ааа (Maha Nagri)?

A:а Because Delhi has Qutab Minar and Bombay has Gateway of India.

Q:а Why is India a banana republic?

A:а Because the politicians keeps chanting, "Hame ye banana hai, wo

ааа banana hai!

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?

> Just-beer Singh.

> What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?

> Just-one Singh.

> Khalistan's national song?

> Bande marte hum.

> A female Khalistan terrorist?

> Hard Kaur.

> A famous Khalistani profession?

>аа Jarnailism.

Q-what is the difference between a chicken and a

>аа baby ?

>аа A-Chicken is the result of a sitting hen, while the

>аа baby is the result of a standing cock

Pakistani Air Force

Pakistan just got their new Chinese fighter planes

аand sent a squadron of pilots there for training.

а"Ok, this one is easy to fly", said the Chinese

аtrainer, "even you fools should be able to operate

аit! You press this button to go up, this one to go

аleft and this one for turning right!"

а"But how do we come down?" asked Capt. Arfath Pasha.

а"Oh," said the Chinese "leave that to the Indian Air

аForce!"а

Boy - can i kiss u

>аа Girl - where on vertical or horizontal lips

>аа Boy - what

>аа Girl - i mean on upper or lower lips

>аа Boy - did n't get

>аа Girl - Chuttiye, hont pe ya chut pe

kid - how baby comes into world

>аа dad - i the moonlight, an angel comes to earth and

>аа leaves a kid in mom's lap

>аа kid - you mean "fucking" is useless !!!!

2 drunks staring into their drinks. One got a curios

>аа look and said, "hey, have u ever seen an ice cube with

>аа a hole in it ?"

>аа The other replied, "yep ! i have been married to one

>аа for years !!!"